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DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA (Mainstream, �9.99)
Twenty years ago, Scotland bade Hampden a triumphant farewell, bound for Argentina and confident they would win the World Cup. A couple of weeks later, they were back, perhaps the most spectacular losers in British sporting history. How could so many invest so much hope in Ally McLeod, a man clearly better suited to plumbing than football management, a man whose tactical planning owed much to the "Napoleon in Russia" school of thought? It says much for his personal charm that author Mike Wilson finds it hard to lay the blame at Ally's feet, even pointing out that at least he raised Scottish hopes yet conceding that failure did much to lose the devolution vote by quashing the ideal of Scottish competence. There's intrigue over money, jealousy, stupidity, sex, drugs and drink plus a plausible conspiracy theory that suggests the SFA were happy to sacrifice Willie Johnston, a convenient scapegoat to mask their own failings. A superb investigation of a tragi-comedy.

THE ROUGH GUIDE : FRANCE '98 A WORLD CUP SPECIAL (Penguin, �1.99)
So you finally got your hands on tickets for South Korea versus Mexico! You're off to Lyon without a clue as to what you'll do in la belle France. This book is a wise investment and will help solve your eating, drinking and sleeping questions. There's a flavour of each host city, too - Lens was an inspirational choice as a venue, insisting that the World Cup must go to a footballing hotbed even though the fans have bugger all chance of finding a room. There are bars aplenty everywhere though and, for those of a more cultural bent, France also seems to have hundreds of museums and galleries, all clearly indicated on the street maps. If you do find yourself in Lyon, you're lucky - there's a bar called L'Albion, proof that they know everything that matters about English football. A Roberto Baggio of a book - small but perfectly formed.

THE OFFICIAL TEAM ENGLAND WORLD CUP SQUAD BOOK (Ebury, �7.99)
More brochure than book, this is a flimsy return for your eight quid. There's a host of photographs, including an extraordinary picture of the Turin Shroud purporting to be Luis Enrique. Editor Frank Nicklin has generated a curiously erratic mix of text contrast a stupendously dull article by Alan Shearer with an excellent assessment of Glenn Hoddle by the ubiquitous Brian Woolnough, discussing his strong will and making a persuasive argument that this World Cup might have come just a little too soon for him.

WORLD CUP STARS (Collins Gem, �3.50)
An ideal companion, Chris Dighton's pocket-sized book is an unpretentious look at all 32 nations with a brief history, a profile of their coach and a short biography of three key players - amaze your friends by casually mentioning that Sunday Oliseh was the Bundesliga's best defensive midfielder in 1996-97. You'll find yourself sitting alone for the rest of the evening, but you'll have proved your encyclopaedic knowledge. This is a simple, straightforward book that offers just enough detail to keep you on the right side of anorakdom.

WORLD CUP FACTS, THE FULL CUP RECORD (Collins Gem, �3.50)
A handy guide to all the previous World Cups, useful in ending those perennial arguments over Paraguay's performances in 1950. There's no information overload here, just a simple listing of scores, venues, goalscorers and attendances - facts available elsewhere in better books. Sadly, Cris Freddi's attendant notes are thin, superficial and, on occasion, just plain wrong - Francis Lee was hardly a "dynamic winger". Oh, and the supposedly witty chapter headings (Hand Of The Baskervilles to cover 1986, for example) are rotten, too.


 
  SCOTLAND WORLD CUP GLORY (Collins Gem, �3.50)
Scotland and �World Cup Glory' are scarcely synonymous, but this guide to the current squad by Chris Dighton gives grounds for optimism. The Craig Brown profile shows they have a thoughtful tactician who has sensibly lowered expectations, claiming that supporting Scotland is "like being married to a woman who's got a permanent headache. You're always looking out for something and you always get nothing". The book also includes this remarkable quote from recently-departed goalkeeper Andy Goram which, given recent events, makes an eyebrow-elevating read: If it wasn't for my wife I'd be an 18-stone alcoholic bricklayer playing for Penicuik Athletic - assuming they could find a jersey to fit me."

THE STORY OF THE WORLD CUP (Faber, �9.99)
Time for Brian Glanville to top up his pension plan with this quadrennial publication, then. It remains the only essential history of the World Cup, thoroughly researched, accurate, trenchant. All the salient historical moments are catalogued with some acute tactical analysis in a book that illustrates the importance of interpretation. Glanville has a good go at FIFA's Joao Havelange and his cronies over USA 94, a tournament he decries as too long and tedious as teams became jaded from having to play in the daytime heat to please TV schedulers. Allowing the game's greatest showpiece to be decided by penalties is another bugbear.

SCOTLAND IN THE WORLD CUP FINALS (Chameleon, �14.99)
Graham McColl's "kick-by-kick commentary" is pretty thin but then Scotland aren't normally around long enough to get too many kicks. It's the package of reproduction memorabilia that sets this publication apart - match programmes from 1954 and 1957, travel arrangements for 1958, media guide from 1982, newspapers from 1973 and 1986, McLeod's notes on the 1977 South American tour that fostered such misplaced optimism for the following year's finals. All fine stuff, but failing to include an effigy of Jimmy Hill for burning in assorted French stadia is a missed marketing opportunity.

TALES OF THE TARTAN ARMY (Mainstream, �8.99)
This is no Michael Palin travelogue, but it's as surreal as any Monty Python sketch. Following Scotland down the years has often been a thankless task, but the Tartan Army more than make up for their team's inadequacies, spreading drink, humour and friendship around the globe. Ian Black writes like a latter day Damon Runyon - few greater compliments exist - simply observing life as it goes on around him. There are tales of dreadful revenge wrought on the kilt police, women who kiss like vacuum cleaners, Icelanders who fight volcanoes and hulking Scotsmen who complain that it's never their turn to be Snow White. Warm and funny, it makes you sorry you're not Scottish.

ENGLAND WORLD CUP GUIDE 98 Collins Willow, �7.99)
Both this and its Scottish counterpart are very similar in content to the "World Cup Glory" books, so the Gem guides represent better value. The attraction here is the photographic record of England's players and progress - if you're on the look-out for revelation and insight, this isn't the place to look. It's a corporate show, nobody departing from the "we'll work hard, no easy games in world football, we're confident but not overconfident" party line. The most interesting quote is Hoddle's complaint that "people talk about the beautiful game and I would love to play it. But it's not like that." Remember principles?

THE COMPLETE BOOK OF THE WORLD CUP (Collins, �14.99)
To be pedantic, this book's title should have �Finals' at the end because there's nothing in here about the qualifying phases. Otherwise, in statistical terms, it's a fair title. Presumably, author Cris Freddi sees this as a nice little earner, akin to Glanville's far more entertaining book, emerging updated every four years to rake in a few quid. Like any book grounded in lists and numbers, this is as enthralling as a chat with Bob Wilson. There are brief match reports to alleviate the number crunching, but they seem to have been cobbled together from all the other books you've ever read about the World Cup, so are hardly illuminating.

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